Christian One Liners

• Give God what's right - not what's left.
• Man's way leads to a hopeless end -
  God's way leads to an endless hope.
• A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
• He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
• In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma -
  but never let him be the period.
• Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
• Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
• When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
• Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
• We don't change God's message. His message changes us.
• The church is prayer-conditioned.
• When God ordains, he sustains.
• WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
• Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
• Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
• Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
• Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.
• Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
• Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
• Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
• He who angers you controls you.
• Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
• Give Satan an inch and he'll become the ruler.
• "Be ye fishers of men." You catch them and he'll clean them.
• God doesn't call the qualified; he qualifies the called.
• Read the Bible - It will scare the hell out of you.
• Sin is like kudzu, you've got to nip it in the bud.