A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could be used to communicate ideas about God.
Here are some of the results:
God is like . . . BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles
God is like . . . A FORD He's got better ideas
God is like . . . COKE He's the real thing
God is like . . . HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best
God is like . . . TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind
God is like . . . GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life
God is like . . . SEARS He has everything
God is like . . . ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him
God is like . . . SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there
God is like . . . DELTA He's ready when you are
God is like . . . ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him
God is like . . . VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather
God is like . . . DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him?
Don't you wish everyone did?
God is like . . . The U.S. POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice
will keep Him from His appointed destination.
God is like . . . CHEVROLET The Heartbeat of America
God is like . . . MAXWELL HOUSE Good to the very last drop
God is like . . . B O U N T Y He is the quicker picker upper
Can handle the tough jobs
He won't fall apart on you

BLESSINGS FROM MY HOUSE TO YOUR HOUSE