A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, where did I come from?'The father fidgets for a minute then answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. Soon, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, a little Pop-Up appeared nine months later that said:
'You got Male!'
Another joke about "where did I come from" says that after the parent presents an elaborate description of the facts of life relating to the birds and the bees, the child replies, "I just wondered because Billy next door said he came from Tulsa."