Redneck Wedding

The wedding started with me pickin' up my blushin' bride
in a limo down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work.

My pappy ran down to the Burger King
to pick up the reception vittles.

I took my blushin' bride to a place
where she could get dressed up and all.

My bride said she was thirsty

My bride was having problems with a
worked up stomach, if you know what I mean,
so we had the preacher meet us at the
outhouse for the ceremony.

Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her
new tractor. It was a weddin' gift from her uncle.

Now that the ceremony was done, it was time to celebrate.
Granny had the cooler all stocked up with beer.

Our wedding cake looked like this...

Bubba dragged out the grill.

Cousin Nester went to roastin up some weiners.

Meanwhile everyone enjoyed some yard games.

Some of the fellas went water skiing.

The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jest in case.

When all the fun was over,
I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.

It even had air conditionin'.

After the honeymoon we loaded up and moved
to our beautiful waterfront condo.