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Trains don't wander All over the map 'Cause nobody sits In the engineer's lap Burma shave |
She kissed the hairbrush By mistake She thought it was Her husband Jake Burma shave |
Brother speeder Let's rehearse All together Good morning, nurse Burma shave |
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Don't lose your head To gain a minute You need your head Your brains are in it Burma shave |
Drove too long Driver snoozing What happened next Is not amusing Burma shave |
Cautious rider To her reckless dear Let's have less bull And more steer Burma shave |
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Speed was high Weather was not Tires were thin X marks the spot Burma shave |
The midnight ride Of Paul for beer Led to a warmer Hemisphere Burma shave |
Around the curve Lickety split. Beautiful car Wasn't it? Burma shave |
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No matter the price No matter how new The best safety device In the car is you Burma shave |
A guy who drives A car wide open Is not thinkin' He's just hopin' Burma shave |
At intersections Look each way A harp sounds nice But it's hard to play Burma shave |
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Both hands on the wheel Eyes on the road That's the skillful Driver's code Burma shave |
The one who drives When he's been drinking Depends on you To do his thinking Burma shave |
Car in ditch Driver in tree The moon was full And so was he. Burma shave |
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Passing school zone Take it slow Let our little Shavers grow Burma shave |
Don't stick your elbow Out so far It may go home In another car. Burma Shave. |
Do these bring back memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME! |