Rosebuds & Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs
to meet her date
The teenager tells her
The next day the teenager comes down stairs and
The grandmother says,
Happy Gardening.
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, saying,
"Don't you dare go out lookin' like that!"
"Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!"
and out she goes.
grandma is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She exclaims
"Grandma, I've got friends coming over
and you looking like that is just not appropriate!!!"
"Loosen up, Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets."
