I awoke with a stiff neck.

I felt like I had a hangover and
I wasn't even drinking last night
 

I washed my hair and couldn't do a thing with it.

I pulled a muscle when I tried to exercise.

My new hat looked better on me at the store.

I keep losing things.

My boss chewed me out at work.

I got caught in the rain at lunchtime.

My new diet really doesn't seem to be working out.

Then the lunch I had didn't seem to agree with me.

I feel trapped.

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime.

On top of that I think I'm coming down with the flu.

And when I'm alone in the house at night,
I think I hear noise in the basement.

But I hope your day was purrrrfect!