Did I read that sign right?
Just to brighten your day!! Have a good laugh!
Just in case Batman forgets?
Well, thank goodness!!! Up until now,
only 36% of women have been able to find this.
Excuse me?
Interesting marketing angle!
Then, how should I get in? Maybe the exit?
Hope the emergency's not too urgent!
Sounds tasty doesn't it?
(look at the price of fuel)
What?
And you thought that particular personality trait
wouldn't look good on your resume...
Hygiene is important.
It's a man's dream come true.
McDeath?
Geez, not even an emergency phone?
To calm those stressed rabbits.
NO! The other right!
Oops, not secret anymore!!
Another dream come true...
A fine example of rocket science.
Plumber Humor.
Assorted Business Signs.
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels"
On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
On another Fence:
"The farmer doesn't charge to cross his property,
but the bull does!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
"Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance."
At least one of these signs made you smile, so
pass a smile on to someone else, and let's start a smile epidemic!
