A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
 

Cannibal Menu Tourist Broiled Missionary Fried Explorer Baked Democrat Grilled Republican $5.00 $10.00 $15.00 $100.00 $100.00

 
The cannibal asked his friend, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."