The Worlds Shortest Books

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)
by O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED:

COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY!
By Nancy Pelosi