Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a beautiful well built young blonde girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: "Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him."
The blonde girl thinks: "Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him."
Obama thinks: "Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."
George Bush thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again."