Womens Vocabulary
Consists of 9 Words or Phrases that all men should know!
- Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing"
usually end in "fine".
- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks: A woman is thanking you.
Do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
- Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!* YOU!
- Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.